Bud Light

Today we salute you Mr. Cornell TASPer. Not only do you debate, sterilize and not read, but most importantly you buy 300 dollar shoes. Sure, WashU, Umich and others may claim to be true TASPers, but don't worry, their only dream is to be a Cornell TASPer. With that swagger in your step and sparkle in your eye, you are every college’s dream and every student’s envy. You can party like a professional, yet still keep that intellectual charisma. If you’re friends with a Cornell TASPer, raise your hand. If you're not, raise your standards. Then crack open an ice cold Bud light you intellectual lightweight, and remember: There's only one thing you should know- the best TASPers really are Cornell TASPers.